
My dear Amanda, here—I am willing to embarrass myself as I ask for your forgiveness~ and a little gift lol.
The tale of the headless horse~
This afternoon, I stole a cookie from the reception of my second cousin’s baptism. It was a cookie of a very cute horse, and it looked yummy, so I decided to eat it. In my rush to eat it, the head cracked off. I told myself, “No big deal. It’s just a cookie.” But then I felt weird—why was I eating the head of a horse? I cried and ate the rest of the horse to make myself feel better.
The end.