December 2011
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The awkward moment when you have something...
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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Taco Malfoy
elinmorganb:
Taco Malfoy and the Sorcerer’s Shell Taco Malfoy and the Chamber of Ground Beef Taco Malfoy and the Prisoner of Tortillas Taco Malfoy and the Goblet of Lettuce Taco Malfoy and the Order of the Mexican Food Taco Malfoy and the Half-Eaten Taco Taco Malfoy and the Deathly Refried Beans
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heading north for some cooling!
It’s the last week of Christmas break and I’m going to finally finish all the revisions needed to be done on my drafts. ^__^ (Yes, this means school during break but whatever hakjsl)
I left things in the queue~
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two more hours until christmas here in the philippines~ :)
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silverbellsolicitor:
It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and...
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lastofthetimeladies:
timeywimeyness:
The TARDIS Consoles.
#THE LEFT HALF IS ALL SHINY AND EXCITINGÂ #AND THE RIGHT HALF IS ALL HEY LOOK THE DOCTOR AND ROSE PROBABLY HAD SEX THERE
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2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
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Things to do today:
Go to my dentist for ze appointment
Go to the salon to have my hair retreated
Finish writing chapter five while waiting for my hair to finish
Read fanfiction because I can
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i won’t be online tomorrow. :<
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