hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

generaloftheuniverse:

alishalovescats1701:

itsraininbritishmen:

oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

image

cries

you mean fries

We are just trying to figure each other out.

We are just trying to figure each other out.

Track: Do I Wanna Know?
Artist: Chvrches
Plays: 14,279

leasarflawless:

clearawaythebarricades:

this photoset is so funny cause by the 5th gif troy has had enough of this shit

Gabriella in that fifth gif though.

Quit playing girl, you already knew it was raining when you started to kiss him.

the bell rings in the fifth gif get your shit together

Happy Hell Week!

Happy Hell Week!

posted 3 weeks ago with 9 notes

hunterdirectionerpottergleek:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

missharlowdarling:

One of my hobbies is to buy expensive lingerie and then never wear it. My dresser has an entire draw filled to the brim with nothing but Von Follies that I never wear because I don’t want to wreck it…

missharlowdarling:

One of my hobbies is to buy expensive lingerie and then never wear it. My dresser has an entire draw filled to the brim with nothing but Von Follies that I never wear because I don’t want to wreck it…

Track: Supermassive Black Hole (bass only)

Plays: 53,239